Last night was one of the best nights I’ve had in a long, long time. It was the very first Sinner Dinner!
For those of you who haven’t heard of my Facebook group, CC’s Sinners, it’s a group of readers, bloggers, and other peeps who enjoy my books. It began as a street team, but I hate bugging people to pimp me. It makes me feel like an ass. So, now, the focus in on posting fun (or naughty) pictures, funny things, stuff we’re doing or reading, etc.
I love all these people so much that I just HAD to meet them. As a result, I organized a Sinner Dinner. Now, as much as I love them, I made them buy their own food and drink. There’s no way I could keep those ladies in booze.
It all began when one of the ladies, Amy, brought me a Tom Hiddleston coloring book!!! The best thing ever!
I also met a wonderful woman named Heather, who introduced herself as “the sex toy lady” because she’s a Pure Romance rep. She is awesome and one of my new 5 best friends. More about her later.
We all settled into a private dining room because, well, mix me, my sister-in-law, and my bestie, Nikki, with booze and other crazy ladies- it gets loud. Really loud. And most of our conversations are not suitable for a family dining restaurant. Hell, probably not suitable for any restaurant. I digress.
The eating and drinking commenced and the conversation moved from “getting to know you” to TMI. Where else can you discuss vaginal or clitoral orgasms, teaching significant others about foreplay, and speculating why so many men are dying to try anal sex but a dinner with a bunch of smut readers? We hadn’t even started the Pure Romance party yet! (More on that later)
At one point, we discussed the micropenis. This is a real thing. I’ve seen pictures. They can never been unseen. I think we traumatized our waitress. So, when she shared that the high school kids in the private dining room next to us were passing around a bottle of “Powerade” (i.e. cheap booze in a Powerade bottle), well, what else could we do but take turns standing at the French doors separating us and yell “MICROPENIS!” through the crack in the door. Yes, we are more immature than high school kids. Go with it. There is video on someone’s phone, but not mine, so I can’t post it here. And I really would.
We ate a wonderful meal, drank delicious alcoholic beverages, and finished up with dessert and coffee. I laughed so much that my face and stomach hurt and I’m sure that everyone sitting outside our room heard a great deal of shocking things.
Finally, after we finished, we retired to a hotel. Get your mind out of the gutter! No strippers. We’re classier than that! No, we had a SEX TOY PARTY!! Remember Heather? I mentioned her earlier. She hooked us up. And my friend, Nikki, made some fantastic wine punch, Jello shots, and drunken gummy bears. (BTW, she’s a complete bitch. She overdid the vodka on the first batch and fed me one. It was the nastiest thing I’ve ever tasted. I’ll never forgive her.)
After we played a couple of naughty games, Mistress Heather introduced us to the fantastic products offered by her company. I only bought a couple of things, but I have a Christmas list that’s a mile long. I’m sure the hubs will go with it since my list will benefit him too! We also drank all the yummy stuff that Nikki made, except the gummy bears. I was too scared to try them again. However, we did not sword fight with the dildos.
All in all, the evening was such a blast. I can’t wait to do it again! I’m thinking in the spring. I’m also thinking about hosting Sinner Dinners all over the US. What do ya think? Would you come?
One final thing. Since I began my journey 2 1/2 years ago, I have met some of the most wonderful men and women. They are generous with their time and themselves. It’s also awesome that many of them find my neuroses to be adorable and they don’t mind that I’m batshit crazy. I am truly blessed to be a part of this community. Thank you for taking the time to read my books and my ramblings online.